Kitchen Table Patriots is one of those aww-shucksy sort of winger group names that always makes me gag a little. It reeks of Palin. We get this image of good-natured lower middle-class patriots sitting around an old kitchen table trying to figure out how to make their lil’ country a better gosh-darned place.
In reality, they’re mean jerks. I pulled some examples from Ana Puig’s Kitchen Tea People Facebook page to remind you guys what makes them laugh.
LOL Obama is Hitler
Hehehe nothing will convince us Obummer is not Kenyan:
A President from a mainstream political party we dislike totally is worse than terrorism: