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Eli Avila Is Still a Dick

Remember Eli “do-you-know-who-I-am-so-give-me-a-fresh-egg-sandwich” Avila? AKA the Secretary of Health who wanted a¬†flak jacket and a badge that say Department of Health. We’d never have guessed it, but he turns out to be a real dick, says the Inquirer. “We have … More after the jump

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FREEZE! Department of Health! We Don’t Like the Look of Those Eggs

Secretary of Health Eli Avila, famous for bitching out a diner owner when his eggs weren’t fresh enough, has added a new tool to his enforcement toolkit: windbreakers with “DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH” emblazoned on them and ripdown “badge” areas that … More after the jump

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Legislators Start to See the Light on Marcellus Shale Fracking

I don’t want to say fracking is bad, although I have a heavy suspicion it is. The truth is, we just don’t know if it’s bad for the environment, and bad for human, animal, and plant life. Although there is … More after the jump

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Avila Wants to Track Fracking’s Health Effects

Can you light your water on fire? Getting sick more often? We’ve got no idea if that’s related to fracking, and that’s a big part of the problem. If the practice is as safe as Corporate Corbett would have you … More after the jump

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Secretary of Health Flips Out Over Eggs

Love this story. It’s just the sort of thing that keeps Friday fun. Eli Avila, the commonwealth’s Secretary of Health, ordered an egg sandwich from a Harrisburg diner then started screaming that it wasn’t fresh enough. Hilarity ensued:

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